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Hotdog Not Hotdog (Laravel)

A Laravel 13 playground for Jev image input: one request asks a Noul question for HOTDOG / NOT HOTDOG / NOT SURE and a Box question to draw where the hot dog is.

What it is

The smallest useful image app on Jev, done carefully.

What it does: Classifies a photo and boxes the hot dog in one call.

Why it belongs in the showcase: Shows the not-sure band, image prep and why Box needs a Noul check.

Caveats: Preview feature; tiny eval set.

Evidence

Public MIT repo created 2026-10-19. README explains why the box is drawn only when Noul says HOTDOG (Box always returns a box), a configurable 0.40–0.60 NOT SURE band, image conversion to PNG/JPEG between 280 and 1568 px, the `TypeSafe-Danger-Zone-Images: true` header with `jev-preview` (1.14), a `php artisan hotdog:eval` golden set scoring 12/13 (92.3%) with Jev 1.14, and a fake mode used by CI.

Caveats

  • Image input and Box are a Jev preview; formats and limits may change
  • Live mode needs your own TYPESAFE_API_KEY
  • Toy task; the golden set has only 13 photos

Unofficial case page. Stars / list position observed for heat; do not treat heat as a quality SLA. Review the upstream README before you depend on it.